August 14, 2012

The Bad Guy …

The bad guy at our house is running around with no pants on.

The bad guy at our house has a robotic mask and a robot shirt.

The bad guy at our house dumps baskets of toys out.

The bad guy at our house smashes goldfish into the carpet.

The bad guy at our house wakes up before everybody else.

The bad guy at our house then wakes everybody else up.

The bad guy at our house is a SCREAMER.

The bad guy at our house wipes his dirty mouth on white slipcovers.

The bad guy at our house pokes people with tinker toy swords.

The bad guy at our house is NOT Luke’s father.

The bad guy at our house is so bad, he’s good.

We’ve never loved a bad guy so much.

PS.  This Vader mask has given us seven years of joy.  So worth the $2 I paid for it at a garage sale!

5 comments:

The Queen Vee said...

Ooooh, what a scary bad guy. May the force continue to be with him.

Ronalin said...

Did I tell you that Lucy totally digs the"bad guy" attitude in boys? He's a keeper!

Aiketa said...

I like the bad guy at your house... he is so cute!

Apis Melliflora said...

We have that same Darth mask. It's been used many, many, many times.

Oh, bad boy, turn away from the dark side and use your Jedi powers for good! =)

Tobi said...

I love, love, love this post. So creative and clever Sam!