November 3, 2009

A Troubling Post-Halloween Story (a.k.a. The Post Wherein Audrey Satisfies Her Foot Fetish)

Here's my innocent and sweet SIL Audrey. Isn't she gorgeous? And happy? And unsuspecting while holding a plate of dismembered foot? Prepare yourself, because this is just another bizarro Halloween story from my family and this gal is here to show you how it's done.
First, one should always take a quick, cheerful photo with the bloody foot.
Next {as if it weren't obvious} one should ALWAYS smell the foot to make sure it is to one's liking. Her face is telling me yes, this is a good one.

Now, while she's feeling brave, she should go for it! Take a bite. It's sure to be delicious! Ooh, a surprise . . . it contains something resembling bones inside. Enjoyable, right?

Finally, one should share her foot with a friend. Yeah, this guy looks crazy enough. Mmmm, chewy. And crunchy at the same time.

Let me end with three thoughts:

1. Aren't you glad you stopped by today?

2. How can I be related to these people?

3. No actual feet were harmed in the making of this post. {however, one strikingly realist gummy foot was destroyed. Naaaahstay.}

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8 comments:

Kasey Hunt said...

Oh man, that sure is interesting!!!!

Christy said...

I've seen similar gummy body parts before but never one so large, realistic and disgusting! Yikes!

The Queen Vee said...

The entertainment value of that foot? PRICELESS!

Apis Melliflora said...

Please say the foot was at least washed between munchings.

Yeah, you're related to a bunch of wierdos.

The Queen Vee said...

I think you've totally grossed out your fans.

Tobi said...

Looks like a tasty Halloween treat to me!

Lori said...

I have to agree with Queen V! I am completely and utterly disgusted! HA! HA! HA! Great post! Love Audrey's face! (and I love Uncle K in the background-too funny!)

The Carlsons said...

That was one yummy foot!